Happy STD month!

I just found out that April is STD awareness month according to the CDC! They also say that 1 in 4 Americans has an STD, which I find...difficult to believe. Unless they're counting things that aren't necessarily sexually transmitted, like HPVs. In support of STD month, one clever nonprofit came up with the idea to email ecards to recent...partners...if you test positive for STDs. One is even in Spanish! My favorite and also the one I used after I got the clap after that gay dance party:

FACT: STDs are never not funny.