Procrastination

leads to hilarious finds on the "Best of Craigslist." At least it's more entertaining than writing or finding apartments.

Ferocious Attack Kitten

SERIOUS guitarist looking for like-minded bandmates to make it big.

rocketship/boat/race car/fort/house/time machine

Decapitated dolls

need a female companion 4 anything

Autographed Copy of Plato's Republic

To the Minotaur that lives above me.

Guitarist of megalomaniacal speed seeks audience who won't combust

Back to Paul Simon and work!