Pop quiz: Who caught the biggest salmon?
Who caught the biggest halibut?
Who caught the biggest grayling?
The answer to all of those questions is me. Evidence can be seen on the right.
In the meantime, Greg Gutfeld has become my favorite person ever for his absurd commentary on everything. An example:
"Me: Boy, you look terrific today!
Myself: Thanks! I've been concentrating on my pecs at the gym!
Me: It shows!
Myself: Would you like to go upstairs?
Me: Sure...but only for a minute.
Myself: That's all it will take!"
That is an excellent example of how he rolls. More on him later.
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