Heat Vision and Jack

This is the best thing I've ever seen. With lines like "All monkey-sluts shall be absorbed" and a talking motorcycle and Jack Black and Ron Silver! And Jack Black becomes super inteligent when exposed to the sun. I mean, what more do you want? Watch it here. Amazing effects and acting. Ron Silver is a seemingly invincible villain-killer. Some background here.
Music by Tom Jones, Puff Daddy, The Hollies and Metallica. And some crazy techno music. And strippers.
I remember hearing about this in 1999 when I discovered Tenacious D. Now, after finally seeing it I can come up with no reason this show should not have continued. Of course, now Jack Black is too big a star to do something this brilliant. But back in 1999 he had the chance to make history with this show. History's loss.

"All monkey-tramps dance on Paragon's lap!"

Beer! D&D dvds!

As far as I know we are the only two folks brewing Futurama themed beer. So I guess this can serve as an official invitation to David X. Cohen (or any of the Futurama staff, especially Billy West and John DiMaggio) to come over, hang out and try some "Bender's Obsolete Ale." Or absinthe. Whatever it takes, you know?

Unrelated to beer ( but soon to be) I just found out this is happening. I watched this damn cartoon every saturday when it was on and then on sundays when it was inexplicably moved. Always entertaining. I mean, Tiamat! The Dungeon Master! Venger! That stupid baby unicorn! I'm super excited.

Chach fashion

What the hell is the deal with guys wearing sandals with pants? If it is warm enough for sandals, it's warm enough for shorts. the same goes for long sleeve shirts with shorts. If you do either you look stupid.

You can call me Lord BigFishington

Pop quiz: Who caught the biggest salmon?
Who caught the biggest halibut?
Who caught the biggest grayling?

The answer to all of those questions is me. Evidence can be seen on the right.

In the meantime, Greg Gutfeld has become my favorite person ever for his absurd commentary on everything. An example:

"Me: Boy, you look terrific today!
Myself: Thanks! I've been concentrating on my pecs at the gym!
Me: It shows!
Myself: Would you like to go upstairs?
Me: Sure...but only for a minute.
Myself: That's all it will take!"

That is an excellent example of how he rolls. More on him later.