Go fuck yourself you piece of fucking trash

So you had to steal MY bike? Really? REALLY? You worthess piece of shit. I hope the chain snaps and you die. Or the breaks totally fail (they were on the way out) and you die. Either way I hope my bike causes your fucking death. Not really, I just hope you die. I don't care how it happens. Of all the bikes. Mine. I KNOW there are nicer bikes there. And that's not even the point. If I ever DO find out who you are I swear to Christ I will beat you within an inch of your life. Then I will kill you with the bike you fucking stole from me you inhuman fuckwad. I don't threaten either. I just do. Go fuck yourself.