Chris Sims as good as cat pictures

I'm pretty sure I could post 90% of what Chris Sims has on his blog, because it entertains me that much. Seriously. He's up there with cat pictures.





















Which is funnier the right or the left? I mean I like 'em both. But the right is funnier. I quantified it. You can make your own here. It's Photoshop, you can figure it out your-damn-self.

This makes me happy for at least three reasons:

Is it sad

That "Heaven" by Bryan Adams is slowly making its way up to the #1 played song on itunes? Probably.

Oh - thinkin' about all our younger years
There was only you and me
We were young and wild and free

Now nothin' can take you away from me
We bin down that road before
But that's over now
You keep me comin' back for more

Baby you're all that I want
When you're lyin' here in my arms
I'm findin' it hard to believe
We're in heaven
And love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven

Oh - once in your life you find someone
Who will turn your world around
Bring you up when you're feelin' down

Ya - nothin' could change what you mean to me
Oh there's lots that I could say
But just hold me now
Cause our love will light the way

N' baby you're all that I want
When you're lyin' here in my arms
I'm findin' it hard to believe
We're in heaven
And love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven

I've bin waitin' for so long
For something to arrive
For love to come along

Now our dreams are comin' true
Through the good times and the bad
Ya - I'll be standin' there by you

Two of my favorite people:

So, uh what's the problem?

This is funny for so many reasons.

But seriously, who doesn't want a hot readhead who dresses like a whore to wash their clothes? Not I.

Somebody should tell her that her underwear is showing.

(r) pres. debate #2

Best start at the bottom of the post and read up. Also, I was really drunk by the end. Just so you're warned.

Rudy on the post show=not so good....uh database AND id card?

hey dood i oppose that.

RP FTL :(:(

Duncan hunter TS?

12b33rs.

Look Gilmore I believe that you’re not a racist.

Appropriate>???? Come on dude.

Dumb. (1027)

Wait wait wait. Tancredo FTW? Jack bauer? I agree. But u don’t say tha man.

Constitution, rp!, hooray?

1984, what???

And stop leaning

Save urself RP!!

Still embarassed

I don’t like (1024)

Oh, crumb. I don’t know who is who.

Wait, thast guy’s Duncan Hunter? (1020)

TT “I love Reagan” (918)

(that the battlenet talk)

Mitt ur answer l00z, ftL.

Dood, everyone does.

Guiliani, “I remember 9/11”

Gutfeeling is good answer.

McCain’s answer good? (1015) I really don’t know.

This “scenario” is , uh neat.

BY THE US MAIL (Cnstitutional)

I KNOW U THINK YOU’RE THE QUEEN OF THE UNDERGROUND!!!!!!!!!!!

So I’ll turn o n Stones during the commercial

Berr#10

RP, RepubParty social pariah.

TT, distancing himself from RP

But, uh TT’s global warming answer FTL

Now I’m a little embarrassed for RP

McCain w/ a softball Q.

RP blew it big time

Guiliani is rigtht.

Shit, bad answer

So, stop it.

Oh, he’s leaning. (1003)

Fst 2 Washington, RP +100

Quit lookin so squinty man!!

HELLS yeah!!!!!!!(1001)

Hey, I wrote that man. Me.

Uhhh Ron Paul. ??? (10:00)

And then RG ftL, stfu. National ID card. w/e

Guiliani with ethe Viagra joke ftw (959)

Mccain w/ another bad joke

Mitt hates immigrants

“I talkied to somebody yesterday.” (956)

As long as I don’t pay for it.

Explain the problem w/ immigration.

ZAM!@!!!

Wait he’s on fire (954)

Ooo Tancredo?

Wait no RP in rd 2?

Brownback “hey, man…..are you cool?”

Ugh, no it isn’t Christ man. (949)

Guiliani talking about coercion? I’m listening.

Slavery= abortion. Thanks. (948)

No for realz, u hate RP?

Those embryos are dyin anyway doooood

Cop out answer (947)

BAD quewstion

TT head of HHS, which funds NIH

Also, I love Reagan

He sounds stoned

Ok, brownback is creepy (945)

Mitt joke still better than mccain’s

Look only RP is the cnsistent conservative.

Hm, Huckabee sounds like clinton.

Huckabee joke better

9

Mccain joke, not so funny. (941)

George Will now or George will 10 yrs ago? (939)

Hilary is the only 4reason I might vote R

RG vs Hil

Cuomo is as much a republican as some of these doods

Gilmore callin bruthers out

Whos laughing so loudly?

8 beers. (936)

Damn, I’m all federalisted up. Tancredo bein all Cons Pro ftw

End 1st part

Live, here is the first 30 or so mins, with the time in parenthyeses
Start from the bottom and watch along while reading (900 my time = o:00 on the video)

Frome the most recent (good for reading from the bottom_)

Constitution for TT? Holy SMOKES!!!! (9:32)

TT/RP ticket??? Conservative libertairan’s wet dream?

Tancredo. Ohhhhh, that dude. Tancredo?

The arsenal of democracy Is leaving our shores. Brilliant.

Gilmore on the OFF (9:29)

Sooo RP p4wns TT FTW!!!!

Homeland security is retarded host guy (9:28)???

That’s right RP

F***k yeah RP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uhhhh

CDC???? Rewally?

Tommy Thompson will never be P or VP

Why can’t RP rebuttle everyone???

Lolololol at 9:25 You loser.

Damn your jokes, oh wait Brownback’s not as good

Who was that?

Wait, that wasn’t Brownback!!!

Better joke brtownback or mccain?

Zam John edwards!

Whoah, Brownback trying to steal RP’s stuffz (9:22)

Ooo, good joke McCain (4 realz)

I meant those caps.

BLASTFAX KUYDOS!!

Shouldn’t have been caps

UHHHH READ MY LIPS OR WHATEVER.

How’s that dood? (9:19)

Gilmore reminds me of Bush (2).

4 GLBs so far (Great Lakes Beer)

[How come no one else asks questions?]

Hahahahahah the fat guy! (9:16)

Oh wait, Duncan Hunter! NOW, I know!

mmmmmm.Reagan? I dunno RP

CONSTITUTION!!!! (9:14) I think he’s right. *mancrush*

I heart RP

Oh HELLS YEAH (9:13)

Oh, Duncan Hunter.

Wait, who are you? What are youreading from??? (9:13)

RP not in the top 5, goddamn you FoxN!!!

No, really

Look Guiliani. No one take you seriously. You just remind of the time you hosted SNL.

Der, Brownback wtf dood??? Segregate iraq?? Nice. (9:11)

Yeah, Brownback, , errr what? Where’s Ron Paul?

Yeah Mitt , I’m really impressed with yotr foreign policy knowledge

Mitt Romney is like a robot (9:08)

Uhhhh…what???

Tommy Thompson has no neck

RP #2!!!

“Hi, I’m Smiley McCain!”

Ron Paul's money quote from last night

"...if we want to go to war, and if we should go to war, the Congress should declare it."

Er, no comment

Here's an idea:

take an mp3 player on a roller coaster.

I'd listen to Iron Maiden (Run to the Hills, Aces High, others)

Hey that's me!

Lately light on content, heavy on cheap visuals!

Nice!

Oh, now I get it

Thank Chris Sims and the ISB

ew

GROSS.

Madman

Boston at last and the plane's touching down
Our hostess is handing the hot towels around
From a terminal gate to a black limousine
It's a ten minute ride to the Holiday Inn

Boredom's a pastime that one soon acquired
Where you get to the stage where you're not even tired
Kicking your heels till the time comes around
To pick up your bags and head out of town

Slow down Joe, I'm a rock and roll man
I've twiddled my thumbs in a dozen odd bands
And you ain't seen nothing till you've been
In a motel baby like the Holiday Inn

Oh I don't even know if it's Cleveland or Maine
With the buildings as big and rooms just the same
And the TV don't work and the French fries are cold
And the room service closed about an hour ago