I don't know whether to laugh at this or not...

To Tame a Land
by Iron Maiden (Harris)

He is the king of all the land
In the Kingdom of the sands
Of a time tomorrow.

He rules the sandworms and the Fremen
In a land amongst the stars
Of an age tomorrow.

He is destined to be a King
He rules over everything
On the land called planet Dune.

Bodywater is your life
And without it you would die
On the desert the planet Dune.

Without a stillsuit you would fry
On the sands so hot and dry
In a world called Arrakis.

It is a land that's rich in spice
The sandriders and the "mice"
That they call the "Muad'Dib".

He is the Kwizatz Haderach.
He is born of Caladan
And will take the Gom Jabbar.

He has the power to foresee
Or to look into the past
He is the ruler of the stars

The time will come for him
to lay claim his crown,
And then the foe yes
they'll be cut down,
You'll see he'll be the
best that there's been,
Messiah supreme
true leader of men,
And when the time
for judgement's at hand
Don't fret he's strong
and he'll make a stand,
Against evil and fire
That spreads through the land,
He has the power
to make it all end.

Nope, no laughing. It's awesome. FACT.

So,

Jason Statham? Still my hero; also totally awesome.

So for reals

I kind of want to get married now.

MS Word:

Why the hell does pressing shift 5 times turn on sticky keys? If somebody is typing and they're thinking before they type, it is useful to have a key that doesn't actually type anything to press. Now I can't even do that. Thanks for nothing you asshats. And your autoformatting SUCKS.

Tim and Eric

A "don't do drugs PSA" from Tim and Eric. Thanks guys.

Also, this is awesome, but takes way more time.

Every day I remember I cannot watch new episodes, I weep.