Oh Hell yes:

Mule:

So eat it.

I am so happy right now

Vienna

My choices for Billy Joel versions were either somebody's still picture vid or a crappy cell phone video from 2006. So I guess this guy mostly captures it.

Super.

So yeah, it's not even 8 yet. Great.

I heart Danzig:

I've been on a Genesis kick lately, so here's this:

Uh huh

Best Kenny Rogers song or Best Kenny Rogers Song?

Sunday song lyrics. Heh.

No You Girls
Franz Ferdinand

Oh, kiss me
Flick your cigarette, then kiss me
Kiss me where your eye won't meet me
Meet me where your mind won't kiss me

Flick your eyes and mine
and then hit me
Hit me with your eyes so sweetly
Oh, you know you know you
know that yes I love
I mean I´d love to get to know you

Do you never wonder?
No, no no no

You girls never know
Oh no, you girls'll never know
No you girls never know
How you make a boy feel
You girls never know
Oh no, you girls'll never know
No you girls never know
How you make a boy feel
How you make a boy

Oh, kiss me
Flick your cigarette, then kiss me
Kiss me where your eye won't meet me
Meet me where your eye won't flick me
[ Find more Lyrics on www.mp3lyrics.org/le9K ]
Flick your mind and mine so briefly
Oh you know, you know
you´re so sweetly
Oh you know, you know that I
know that I love you
I mean I, I mean I need to love

Do you never wonder?
No, no no no

You girls never know
Oh no, you girls'll never know
No you girls never know
How you make a boy feel
You girls never know
Oh no, you girls'll never know
No you girls never know
How you make a boy feel
How you make a boy feel
How you make a boy

Sometimes I say stupid things
But I think
I mean I
Sometimes I think the stupidest things
Because I never wonder
Oh how the girl feels
Oh how the girl feels

No you boys never care
Oh no you boys'll never care
No you boys never care
How the girl feels
No you boys never care
You dirty boys'll never care
No you boys never care
How the girl feels

BEST. THING. EVER.

10 second album review:

Horses by Patti Smith:

It doesn't suck, but it's also not the best album ever.

THINGS I LOVE:

The Donnas:





And from C-Bus:

HALLOWEEN...

To begin the countdown to the best Halloween ever, enjoy these...Mule Zep covers:






Both from the Bonnaroo late night show, 2007 that John and I hit up. Also, one of the best shows ever.

Er,

My evening schedules are now full:

..speechless...

It's been awhile...but, uh,

HOLY.
FUCKING.
SHIT.

I don't know whether to laugh at this or not...

To Tame a Land
by Iron Maiden (Harris)

He is the king of all the land
In the Kingdom of the sands
Of a time tomorrow.

He rules the sandworms and the Fremen
In a land amongst the stars
Of an age tomorrow.

He is destined to be a King
He rules over everything
On the land called planet Dune.

Bodywater is your life
And without it you would die
On the desert the planet Dune.

Without a stillsuit you would fry
On the sands so hot and dry
In a world called Arrakis.

It is a land that's rich in spice
The sandriders and the "mice"
That they call the "Muad'Dib".

He is the Kwizatz Haderach.
He is born of Caladan
And will take the Gom Jabbar.

He has the power to foresee
Or to look into the past
He is the ruler of the stars

The time will come for him
to lay claim his crown,
And then the foe yes
they'll be cut down,
You'll see he'll be the
best that there's been,
Messiah supreme
true leader of men,
And when the time
for judgement's at hand
Don't fret he's strong
and he'll make a stand,
Against evil and fire
That spreads through the land,
He has the power
to make it all end.

Nope, no laughing. It's awesome. FACT.

So,

Jason Statham? Still my hero; also totally awesome.

So for reals

I kind of want to get married now.

MS Word:

Why the hell does pressing shift 5 times turn on sticky keys? If somebody is typing and they're thinking before they type, it is useful to have a key that doesn't actually type anything to press. Now I can't even do that. Thanks for nothing you asshats. And your autoformatting SUCKS.

Tim and Eric

A "don't do drugs PSA" from Tim and Eric. Thanks guys.

Also, this is awesome, but takes way more time.

Every day I remember I cannot watch new episodes, I weep.