ANGEL ROCKS YOUR ASS OFF!!!

Holy crap

I come in this morning to the weirdest, coolest, funniest news ever.

Some crazyass Australian dude got an ear put on his forearm. A FUCKING EAR ON HIS ARM!!!

Well I guess I deserve a Ph.D. too, and not for my actual work. And so do the the guys from Futurama. 'Cuz if there's ever a Lucy Liu-bot, I'm marrying it/her. Hot.

Top ten Hot/Smart girls in Hollywood. I didn't even need to get past #10, I just went with her. But Jodie Foster? Maybe 20-30 years ago.

Congrats to Al Gore for winning the Nobel Prize (Peace? I guess.) If only for his Futurama appearances. Also, I watched Manbearpig last night. I might have peed my pants a little.

My name is Earl

consistently has the best music of any show, ever.

South Park

Crab People might be the best thing ever. Fucking ever.

Also, the new episode (last night) which I just finished tonight is awesome, if only for the ending. Heath was right, totally worth everything for the end.

(R) debate number 6 or something? Whatever.

Time again for the Romney robt to shine! Guiliani might mention 9/11! Duncan Hunter will be OK except for his idiotic war support!

9:05 Did Chris Matthews totally indirectly ask "what is money?"

9:07 Ron Paul sounds like a total nerd. Philosophising in this debate isn't going to win.

9:09 Uh, McCain, I think he's heard of this "Adam Smith" character.

9:14 Duncan Hunter is not smiley-faced anymore and also he apparently hates China.

9:16 Fred Thompson licks his lips/roof of his mouth waaaaaay too much

9:16 Sam Brownback is still in the race???? He's that creepy, nerdy, super-religious kid.

9:19 I'm embarassed to admit that I kind of liked Tom Tancredo, now he sounds like a weirdo.

9:21 Seriously, if you tear of Romney's face you'll find a robo-skull underneath. However, Guiliani is a dumb bully.

9:22 "hey man, it's cool." "no, it's not."

9:25 is Thompson gunning for the VP??

9:26 Hunter hates China and the free market. And so, ladies and gentlemen, I hate him.

9:29 Why does Tancredo hate illegal immigration? That weirds me out I guess.

9"30 Mitt Romney also hates the Chinese, just a little more subtley (is that a word?)

9"34 HUX0R-B = D0 N0T WANT. later, Duncan Hunter, STFU n00B!!!!

9:40 Sigh, Tancredo. Also, stop stuttering.

9"41 Second AS reference baby! But still not RP? :(

9:55 RP totally Constitutionally BITCHSLAPS robo-Romney

(Here's an aside, when will South Park cover Guiliani's fetishization of 9/11)

10:06 Dammit, McCain, stop loving the war so much. Sometimes you sound reasonable about stuff.

10:06 Ethanol question = teh best yet.

10:18 Tancredo sounds likes the Brain from Animaniacs.

10:28 REPUBLICANS HATE UNIONS!!! DISCUSS!!!

10:31 Fred Thompson: "I'm so folksy!"

There are 20 mins left and the best I can come out with is McCain-Paul? Crap. I don't care about staying awake anymore.

Mule

Hit up the Mule @ HOB alone last night, as I am wont to do. I was treated to an AWESOME first set, which isn't to say the the second set was bad, just not as awesome. Just a regular rockin' second set. With a 32-20 blues encore, which was pretty bluesrocktastic. The second set opener, Out of the Rain was really good too. Also, saw Rod there. You know, the Ashland physics prof. Who liked his students. The female ones. A lot. Ah, Brett, you only followed the example given I suppose. And it was cool to watch the Indians win during setbreak. Anyway, here's the setlist with particularly rockin' stuff in bold for future reference:

Set 1:
Streamline Woman
Bad Man Walking
About To Rage
Feel Like Breaking Up Somebody's Home*
3 String George
No Need To Suffer
Temporary Saint
Lively Up Yourself
Find The Cost Of Freedom8 with Grace Potter
Ohio* with Grace Potter & Scott Tournet

Set 2:
Out Of The Rain
Gameface->
Mountain Jam->
Gameface
Beautifully Broken
Like Flies
Drums
Slow Happy Boys
Unring The Bell Shakedown Street Tease
Blind Man In The Dark

Encore:
32/20 Blues

*1st Time Played

Next up: Porcupine Tree 10/22 HOB, DBT 10/24 Beachland, Ween 10/25 HOB

Breaking news!

From where else? The ISB, of course.

So I guess I'm out of shape

Made the apparent mistake of riding the bike up Edgehill. I really, seriously thought I was going to have a heart attack. Or having one. So maybe I should head back to the gym.

Taiwan summer '08 or bust!!!

Things are looking up

because I got a new bike! I'm very excited that I never have to go down Overlook again. And biking in makes me happier than walking. Maybe life in general will pick up.

Look, if you can't even bike around and you're stuck walking, you are a loser.

Car>bike>walk

BYKZ0R!!!!!!!!!!

FACT:

Like a Prayer is the best fucking song ever written.

Porcupine Tree

is blowing my mindZ.



4 realZ

= 2 m4R5 VOLTA





methinks

Huh?

Fuck, I'm so wasted I seriously think I might have a real problem.

If you don't like this

then i don't like you:

In case you didn't know

I'm still Lord Bigfishington. I captured Lord Pikington in Michigan this past weekend and consumed him to gain his powers. I can already feel myslef becoming wilier and more mean-spirited. And sucka got stabbed in the head! That's how I roll chump!
Fishing in the rain isn't very fun, but when you nail something like that, it's great. Blastfax kudos to me!

Nobody told me that

Friday night is whore night!

To cheer myself up:

A World of Hurt by DBT

I was 27 when I figured out that blowing my brains wasn't the answer
So I decided, maybe I should find a way to make this world work out for me
And my good friend Paul was 83 when he told me; that "To love is to feel pain"
And I thought about that then and I've thought about that again and again

"To love is to feel pain" there ain't no way around it
The very nature of love is to grieve when it is over
The secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits
Better role them now before something else goes wrong
No, it's a wonderful world, if you can put aside the sadness
And hang on to every ounce of beauty upon you
Better take the time to know it there ain't no way around it
If you feel anything at all

So if what you have is working for you, or you think that it can stand a reasonable chance, and whatever's broken seems fixable and nothing's beyond repair
If you still think about each other and smile before you remember how screwed up it's gotten or maybe dream of a time less rotten
Remember, it ain't too late to take a deep breath and throw yourself into it with everything you got

Gym behaviour, part 1

Look, when you're going to work out, at least put the effort in. I mean, dinosaur-raping-donkeys what the fuck are these kids thinking?
If you don't know, all you need to work out are shorts(sweatpants), shoes, SOCKS and a shirt. That's it.

1. No hats. Gross. Until someone invents "sweathats" there are some nifty things called sweatbands that encircle your head and soak up sweat. ANd first of all, if you're in a weightroom, are you really going to sweat that much? And if you DO sweat that much that hat is fucking gross.

2. Sandals. What, are you retarded? Sandals give you in no way the stability of a shoe. Fucktard.

3. Wear socks. Gross.

4. WEAR A SHIRT. Otherwise, it is totally reasonable for me to naked lift, run and bike. There are more private mirrors to admire your physique. Otherwise I may start masterbat....I mean retching! Cuz, uh that's gross. Right?

Ha!

Go fuck yourself you piece of fucking trash

So you had to steal MY bike? Really? REALLY? You worthess piece of shit. I hope the chain snaps and you die. Or the breaks totally fail (they were on the way out) and you die. Either way I hope my bike causes your fucking death. Not really, I just hope you die. I don't care how it happens. Of all the bikes. Mine. I KNOW there are nicer bikes there. And that's not even the point. If I ever DO find out who you are I swear to Christ I will beat you within an inch of your life. Then I will kill you with the bike you fucking stole from me you inhuman fuckwad. I don't threaten either. I just do. Go fuck yourself.